5 posts tagged “the office”
In case you didn't watch (but ignore if you don't care, like Casey) the finale of TOP CHEF was last night. Aside from CJ, who is tall (and cute) my favorite contestant has been Hung. Why? I like the jerks! He's a jerk in the kitchen when it gets down to the competition, but he genuinely tried to be sweet and get along with people outside of that arena. He was hugging and congratulating with the best of them. And he was the smartest about the competition, even if he was an ass about it. Plus? He was clearly the most skilled chef. I'm glad they went with him over the "bold and inventive" "big gay chef" Dale, and Casey, who is a nice girl (and it would have been lovely to see a woman win TC) just couldn't quite cut it.
At any rate, I was quite pleased. Congratulations Hung, you silly, egotistical maniac!
In even more exciting news (to me, and again, not to Casey) tonight is: new episode of the Office, new episode of Mad Men, and leftover gnocchi. Hurrah!
It's been a slow week at work. Maybe it's the pre-next-week-is-a-short-week-blues, but it's like molasses around here. So, here are some videos to pass the time. Hurrah, youtube!
Because I'm bringing you today's Quote of the Day (and you didn't even know that existed!) from Creed Thoughts.
Man, what ever happened to Zaire? That place was crazy!
-Creed Bratton
I don't know why, but I think that's hilarious.
So guess how excited I am for the first of four (FOUR!!) new Futurama movies- Bender's Big Score, slated for straight-to-dvd release in December 2007 and also will be shown in episodic form on Comedy Central?
I forgot that it was coming out until recently, and I went hunting for some info. For something being released this year, there isn't much - the movie is in post-production but you'd think there'd be some stills, at least. Or a movie poster. However, there's some positive words to be found at this article here; and Matt Groening talks about it on this interview here, and this one here.
Reasons to be extra-excited (not like it's necessary):
- Al Gore
- Morbo
- the Nibblonions
- ZAPP BRANNIGAN ("Well, if it's a lesson in love, watch out. I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?" "Sexlexia")
- Fry and Leela tear-jerking
- Dr. Zoidberg!
- Guaranteed hilarity from writers Ken Keeler and David "X" Cohen, Matt Groening, and the actors
In other news, Sunshine looks amazing. I have not been displeased with anything Danny Boyle has done that I've seen and is a movie (he has lots of TV credits, few of which I recognize) - namely, all the movies that aren't Shallow Grave or Alien Love Triangle. So - Trainspotting, 28 Days Later, the Beach, Millions. Oh, and A Life Less Ordinary, which I don't know if I've seen or not. Probably not. Rotten Tomatoes has some impressive stills and you can see the trailer here. The description reads:
Also, I'm a little excited for The Golden Compass movie. I know it doesn't look great, but the books (by Philip Pullman - one L) are excellent. Particularly the first one - I felt the second two got a little muddled. So, I'm not holding my breath, but I haven't given up yet. Casey says he expects it will be terrible, and compares it to the Chronicles of Narnia, which I have not seen but don't want to (doesn't look great). Most of my knowledge comes from that song*****. And yes, that's a wikipedia article about that song.Fifty years from now, the sun is dying, and mankind is dying with it. Our last hope: a spaceship and a crew of eight men and women. They carry a device which will breathe new life into the star. But deep into their voyage, out of radio contact with Earth, their mission is starting to unravel. There is an accident, a fatal mistake, and a distress beacon from a spaceship that disappeared seven years earlier. Soon the crew is fighting not only for their lives, but their sanity. --© Fox Searchlight Pictures
Finally, I'm going to try my damndest to see Knocked Up this weekend. 92% on Rotten Tomatoes with almost 40 reviews! I also suspect the negative reviews are from puritanical bubbleheads who only like films with no boobies or cursing! Also, Paul Rudd! Seth Rogen! That guy from the 40 Year Old Virgin who "just wants to take (the shoes) home so I can wear them!" And - the 40 Year Old Virgin (BME!*)
*Best Movie Ever!**
**Not literally, but definitely up there
***Could I have used more links in this post?****
****No.
*****Also:
(and did you know that when you search for Lazy Sunday on YouTube, it comes up with literally 1,630 results and most of them are people doing their own versions? I say to those people: People, really? Really?)
Lazy Sunday, for those weirdos out there that haven't seen it already******
******Sorry for calling you people weirdos
One FINAL final thing (I promise): SNL Digital Shorts have provided some of the most hilarious things I've laughed at, ever. If you've missed them, you MUST see:
- Natalie Portman rap
- Roy Rules
- Sloths (they sleep 18 hours and party 24)
- Oh yeah, and Dick in a Box
There are more, and I'll bet they are hilarious, too, but I only have so much time to blog. At work.
DWIGHT: This is a petition for the business park to upgrade their security cameras as well as install two floodlights in the parking lot. And I know... I know what you're thinking. Won't that just shed more light on the penises? But that is a risk we have to take. Pam. You can draw, kind of. Why don't you work with Phallus on drawing a picture of the exposer that I can post around the community?
PAM: Phallus?
DWIGHT: Phyllis, sorry. I've got penises on the brain. Back to work, everybody.
(The Office, Season 3, Women's Appreciation)
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